Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...