A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...