Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...