A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...