A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...