Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...