A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...