Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!