Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...