Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...