Careful what you wish for
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Another costume
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Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Didn’t make the cut…
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Blonde AND Polish!
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Two plus two is five
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Just plain dumb
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Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...