A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...