Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...