The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...