Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...