Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...