If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...