There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...