My girlfriend is out in the car
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Operating systems as beers
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In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Get me an ambulence now
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