The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...