Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
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Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...