When you know you must really be drunk
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Twas the night before X-mas
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Yo mamma so fat… elevater
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Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Problems driving
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Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
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The Apple explosion
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A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...