Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...