Miscellaneous Things never to say to a cop Author admin Date November 2, 2013 1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Christmas Jokes Santa vs. system admins Author admin Date November 2, 2013 |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Miscellaneous When I die… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Situations Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Blonds How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz? Author admin Date November 2, 2013 How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Ethnic A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Instrument Jokes Piano jokes Author admin Date November 2, 2013 |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Miscellaneous Snowmen Author admin Date November 2, 2013 What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Food Jokes Constantly complaining about the temperature Author admin Date November 2, 2013 |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Miscellaneous Swallowed A Penny Author admin Date November 2, 2013 My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...