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A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
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I have good news and bad news
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Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
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Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Wedding Toasts 1
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Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...