Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...