What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...