Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!