Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...