Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...