Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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