There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...