Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...