May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...