Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...