He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...