How you earned it
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Yo mama is so fat
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Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
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Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Spiders!
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Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Osama Cave Memo
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Two kids meet
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Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...