Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...