A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...