Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...