Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...