If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...