A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law