Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....