Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.