Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...