Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...