What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!