Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...