Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...