Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...