A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...