Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...