Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...